My World

2007-03-31T05:16:00.000-07:00

Excerpts From Your Pet's Diary
From your dog's diary:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

From your cat's diary:
Day 683 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the floor. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.

I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies". I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormenters by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe .....for now ......

2006-12-20T14:36:00.000-08:00

Check this out.

You Have A Type A- Personality

You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Napali Coast Kauai. Where they bury the Kings

2006-07-06T18:34:00.000-07:00

Pics of our trip to Kauai

2006-07-06T18:28:00.000-07:00

Lighthouse on Kauai

2006-07-06T18:26:00.000-07:00

I love my home....esp in the spring

2006-07-05T16:42:00.000-07:00

Why I love spring at home

2006-07-05T16:39:00.000-07:00

Tinkerbell taking a piggyback ride on Michael

2006-07-05T16:36:00.000-07:00

One of the Beaches on Kauai

2006-07-05T16:34:00.000-07:00

The Falls at South Mountain

2006-07-05T16:30:00.000-07:00

Jenny and I in Mexico Xpu-Ha

2006-07-05T16:26:00.000-07:00

My beautiful wife Jenny

2006-07-05T16:22:00.000-07:00

My son Michael at Easter egg fight in Elizabethton Tenn. 2006

2006-07-05T16:18:00.000-07:00

My daughter Amber...Angel or Devil????

2006-07-05T16:16:00.000-07:00

My daughter Jessica receiving Military Excellance award in JROTC

2006-07-05T16:08:00.000-07:00

Tucker and Shy--My babies doing what they do best

2006-05-22T20:10:00.000-07:00

This is Dolly. Mom and Dad took her in

2006-05-14T22:41:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-08T18:48:00.000-07:00

Our new addition. His name is Tucker

2006-04-07T14:29:00.000-07:00

Time to rake

2006-04-07T14:28:00.000-07:00

Love this one

2006-04-07T14:26:00.000-07:00

Some more pretty ones

Hello

2006-02-27T08:20:00.000-08:00

Well, it's me! Thought I would invite you to My World....Scary and Dark isn't it? But I have learned that when you are standing in darkness...just look ahead...there is light.